The Wonkette loves it and we love it – Wimblehack, the search for America’s worst campaign journalist.
Editors at the alternate weekly New York Press have nominated 32 journalists and are eliminating eight each week. The “winner” will be one of the final two who writes “the worst and most slavish and dishonest election post-mortem.”
Here is what they say about the election and their contest:
It is hard to imagine anything more meaningless, underhanded, vapid, shameless, pointlessly vicious, embarrassing, uninspiring, degrading and even unentertaining than this billion-dollar daily exchange of sneering teenage accusations between the Bush and Kerry camps. And it is hard to imagine anything more galling than the unspoken media subtext of the election – the idea that this slime-fest somehow represents an important moment, a landmark memory, in our own lives. The implication that we’re such losers that we would actually want to watch this crap 24 hours a day for 15 or 16 months is almost more appalling than the behavior of the candidates themselves.
Though we’re tempted to blame the politicians, it’s time to dig deeper. It’s time to blame the press corps that daily brings us this unrelenting symphony of horseshit and never comes within 1000 miles of an apology for any of it. And it’s time to blame the press not only as a class of people, but as individuals. We must brand anyone who puts his name or his face on credulous campaign coverage an eternal Enemy of the State. Hopefully, over time, this will have a deterrent effect.
It is sad that this is so funny.